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  • Just Imagine: If Nigerian Universities Had Honest Slogans

    Nigerian university slogans are full of lies. Our versions show their true colours.

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    University of Lagos

    “Your graduation year is just a suggestion.�

    “For the pursuit of second class upper because A is for God�

    University of Ibadan

    “We’re older than the Nigeria that’s been showing you shege. What do you think we’ll show you?�

    University of Ilorin

    “We say ‘Better by far’ but we really mean ‘Better by stress’�

    “Struggle to get in; struggle to get out�

    “Forget what you heard, we strike harder than thunder�

    “Welcome to a life-long abusive partnership�

    Obafemi Awolowo University

    “For learning and suffering�

    “You think you like BDSM? Think again.�

    Covenant University

    “You think you have rights? LMAO�

    “Even if you call us a prison, we’re still the best one�

    Lagos State University

    “At least, you’re in Lagos�

    “Don’t get too attached to your school fees. People change�

    Babcock University

    “Struggle today, struggle tomorrow, struggle till you graduate�

    Crawford University

    “Forget the cute name, there’s a church service every day.�

    Redeemer’s University

    “In God we trust. Everybody else must bring money�

    Ahmadu Bello University

    “Forget the education. Come for the connections�

    University of Port Harcourt

    “For those who love living dangerously�

    University of Benin

    “The peak of your terrible life choices�

    “Your life will flash before your eyes�

    Unviersity of Nigeria

    “Where Nigeria itself learned how to dish out shege�

    “F is our favourite letter. It’ll be yours too�

    Afe Babalola Univeristy

    “For the bragging rights�

    Usman Danfodio University, Sokoto

    “If the stress doesn’t melt your brain, the sun will�


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