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In Nigeria, the wedding ceremony is now as big (bigger in some cases) adeal as the marriage itself. For some reason, the pressure to impress has suddenly intensified, and those flawless BellaNaija weddings are not helping. So, if you want to throw a ‘I better pass my neighbor’ Nigerian wedding, here are the things you need to know:
1.油珂看岳鞄艶姻
Before you start thinking your wedding is about you, turn to your mother. Have you seen her? Good. Now askherwhat herplans for the wedding are.Have you gotten herdemands? Good. Now turn to your pastor and ask him what his plans for the wedding are. https://twitter.com/Sohlano/status/196536069930491904 Have you made sure he is happy? Good. Now you can actually startplanning your Nigerian wedding.Your graduation and wedding are your mother's days. It's got little to do with you. Accept it and know peace
— Ugonna (@UgonnaLaCadena)
2. Friendships
You’ve heard that your wedding is not about you, abi? Well,it is even less about yourfriends. So when youre picking your groomsmen and your bridal train, you really have to shove sentiments aside for the sake of aesthetics.If your best friend isn’t the appropriate height or skin tone for your BellaNaija photo shoot, you might have to settle for an acquaintance. https://twitter.com/TheBlackHermit/status/590606007002345473 You can make it up to them by putting them on the high table.A co-worker just asked me to be his groomsman because his wife-to-be doesn't think his actual friends are photogenic enough.
— Daniel Orubo (@NerdEfiko)
3. Food
Your Nigerian wedding is not the time to experiment with food. You can try all you learnt from theFood Network on your birthday or anniversary.Your guests are there for Jollof rice.What's this new wretched thing of people serving unripe plantain porridge at occasions? Please if you don't want us to come, just say.
— perfume shazam! (@Cohannnnn)
Small chops. https://twitter.com/ItsBollyLomo/status/637572655722442752 …and alcohol. https://twitter.com/Oyolimma/status/376220782034427904 Do not let them down.A wedding/party with no jollof is no party at all, we take being served jollof rice at occasions very serious here in Nigeria!
— 乞駒 & 諮署 乞倹腫情巨盾鏝 鏝 鏝 (@MaRyAm_MuKtAr)
4. Aso-Ebi
This is the entrepreneurial part of your Nigerian Wedding; you have to buy Aso-ebi and then sell it to your guests at an inflated price you deem fit. https://twitter.com/Dotbabe/status/419856375561605121 Yes it is, no vex. This serves two purposes. First one is crowd control.No Aso-ebi, no entry. The second one is for your honeymoon costs.LMAO Just tell me you don't want me to come to your wedding.
— Squiggly line (@TheGreyGenesis)
300K for Aso ebi? Haba Mallam. Haba
Five star hotels in Dubai are not cheap, please.Nigerians are funny sha. Aso-Ebi 70k. You should have just told me to help contribute for ya honeymoon. mschewww! na me send una?
— FOLA FOLAYAN (@TheFavoredWoman)
5. Time
See, Nigerians love God, but no one is coming to your wedding to give their life to Christ.The church service should be straight to the point.Had to withstand a pretty long sermon today at a trad wedding.
— Khunlay (@Tha_SlimDaddy)
Felt like a church service.. What was missing was offering
In fact, don’t expect people to come for that, they’ll be waiting for you at the reception venue.On my wedding day,i will tell d pastor to make the service as short as possible. Dont turn a wedding to another church service.
— Bolof (@bolof2000)
Yes it is, but expect peopleto do it anyway.When invited to a wedding, it's rude to not attend the church service but you pop up at the reception just because there's food.
— Nomalungelo Mseleku (@nomaryts)
6. Venue
Don’t stress anybody with your beach wedding fantasies. Just keep it to yourself.Well, it’s not like your mother will even agree sef. https://twitter.com/Yinka_yeenka/status/238927896046092288 Just go and rent a big hall, pay an expensive decorator, play loud music and let everybody (except you, of course) be happy.Ki ni Beash? RT @H_L_MA: Lmao my cousin wants to have a small wedding on a beach. But her mama na Yoruba woman so ko possible.
— T. (@tunjiframes)
7. Budget
You have a budget right? Yeah, now tear it up. There is no such thing. Your account balance is your budget.For every guest, just have 2 extra plates ready.The depth of your pocket : So what's the standard budget for a Nigerian wedding?
— . (@MgbekeFF)
Nigerians will not RSVP, but they will come with theirneighbor, their gateman, and a stranger they just picked up off the street. https://twitter.com/BeingMissCocoa/status/571844542330097664 So, be prepared.Before? It's our right. RT : Nigerians will crash your wedding and still be asking for extra plate. Smh
— May. (@movivant)
I’m sure you don’t need us to tell you that the makeup and wedding outfits need to slay. Just go to for inspiration. Now go forth and plan your Nigerian wedding.
