With each passing day in lockdown, we are realising just how important little things like a hair cut or a hug can be. That’s why this meme of Bob-Manuel praying is all of us asking God to give us anything we can manage during these stressful times.
1. “God, even if it’s just a peck on the cheek, I’ll manage.”
I just need some kind of physical contact, abeg.
2. “God, even if it’s just the sound of my barber’s clipper, I’ll manage.”
Even if he will shift in my hairline, I will take it.
3. “God, even if I have to sit in traffic for 5 hours, I’ll manage.”
Stagnant traffic would be better than this prison.
4. “God, even if the club is dead, I’ll manage.”
I don’t even need alcohol. I will still turn up.
5. “God, even if it’s a Vic O concert, I’ll manage.”
I will sing “After Party” with all my energy.
6. “God, even if it’s just N3k someone will dash me, I’ll manage.”
Please, no amount is too small.
7. “God, even if it’s my yeye ex, I’ll manage.”
I’m ready to forgive you.
8. “God, even if it’s just a football training session, I’ll watch.”
I just want to see someone kick a ball.
9. “God, even if the sun will roast me, I’ll manage.”
Fuck my skin. I just miss outside.
10. “God, even if they’ll take hours to reply my text, I’ll manage.”
I’ll take whatever scum I can get.
11. “God, even if it’s just the tip, I’ll manage.”
I can’t take it anymore.
