23 Of The Funniest Tweets About Red Flags

Last night, the men and women of Twitter decided to bare their minds and call out the red flags they look out for in people they were going to date. Some of the tweets were downright hilarious. Here are a few of them.

1. This guy that assigns red flags according to their geographical location

If she lives in ikorodu, Ikotun, Ejigbo, Ojokoro, Ayobo 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— J.E (@JIMILEHIN)

2. Where is the lie?

If She has this cloth🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Big Deacon ⛪️ (@Bams_Jnr)

3. This follows logic

If she uses glasses 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

She's definitely seeing other people.
— H. (@senor_hachi)

4. Where is the lie?.

https://twitter.com/FuuckBenny/status/1433201112694263808?s=20

5. In fact, if she’s a tech sis

If she has “UX designer” in her bio 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Israel (@AfolabiISR)

6. This person has been hurt before because this is too specific

if he's from Ibadan, lives in Bodija, wears nice cologne and is fine asf. 🚩🚩🚩🚩
— bubu 🫶 (@boosayor_)

7. Somebody cannot appreciate you privately again?

If he is always commenting on your pictures in the DMs and not on the TL. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Nonyebillions (@TheNonye)

8. This guy has somebody in mind, I’m sure.

If she can actually do that palliative dance excellently? 🚩🚩🙊🥴
— 🐘 (@TheGreyHunter)

9. Hmmm.

https://twitter.com/madebycharles/status/1433185364060123145?s=20

10. This guy has obviously been tasting too much fuel.

If he doesn't taste fuel before putting it in generator 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩
— Wolfie 🐺 (@TheIgboWolf)

11. Clear road for my king.

On your birthday, I send you 50k make you flex. On my birthday, you send me "It's your day! A king is born today"

🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Toyosi Godwin (@ToyosiGodwin)

12. These women don’t have fear of God.

https://twitter.com/Ronke_kuss/status/1433180172224716802?s=20

13. Abuja men were found in the mud.

If he is Constantly looking for government contract 🚩🚩🚩
— here under duress. (@philosopheriffs)

14. Our hand is not in this one oh

If she likes Beyonce

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— King Jukujúkú. (@iamKingJuke)

15. If you know, you know.

If she’s an iMessage champion 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Paul Atreides (@bolu_ay)

16. Many people are on this table

https://twitter.com/OjaySanya/status/1433192484008513537?s=20

17. One drag, several fall

If she drinks Baileys 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— B!G X ☔️ (@ExcelJoab)

18. No matter the event, Arsenal fans must collect drag

If they support a club that has never won the Champions League 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Yomi Kazeem (@TheYomiKazeem)

19. Then we have Pop Breeze over here

If she don't like the way I rrrrrr

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Νατε (@olobzjr)

20. We’re not saying it’s true but…

Women, if he’s in the music industry 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— B!G X ☔️ (@ExcelJoab)

21. If you want to steal, just say so.

If he's stingy with his t-shirts and any other clothing items 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Atarah 🌸 (@Aderinsola_O)

22. Honourable mention

Peer pressure don make my guy use flag… wetin be this
— ℤ𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕙𝕦! (@zee_zhu_)

23. Again, run from tech sis.

If she knows how to code 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Why would a woman be learning Python if she’s not a snake?
— ibrahim.py (@def__ibrahim__)

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