Since Elon Musk bought Twitter in October 2022, hes made changes like Twitter Blue, paying creators and tweets showing the number of views. The only thing he hasnt changed is the logo. Oh wait, even the logo didnt survive his revamp. While I can’t match his wealth, I can definitely match his ability to shrink entire brands into one letter. Here we go.
Palmpay = B
Bridgerton. Why? They will stand with you between the heavens and the earth. They will tell you where you are. When will you repay your loan?
GTB = G
G stands for gun because theres no difference between those charges and armed robbery.
Instagram = M
IG is now one big marketplace. Youll be scrolling through, looking for pictures of your peng people, but the wig and clothes ads wont let you rest.
Bigi = F
Im sure theres no flavour that Bigi hasnt experimented with. The only one thats left is Nabania.
Minimie = W
Apart from being a snack, it can also double as a weapon. The only thing thats harder than minimie is convincing your mum that pressing your phone is not the reason for your sickness.
Apple = I
Virtually all Apple products begin with an I. Well, apart from the one I can actually afford apple juice.
Access Bank = M
Money? Mobile banking? No amigo, its Marathon. Why be just a bank when you can be one that organises the biggest marathon in Nigeria?
