Nigerians love sex. We like to act like we dont but Mama Nkechi who lives next door has 12 children. But the most hilarious thing about Nigerians and sex is the many ways weve learned to describe it without using the word sex.
Knacks
This one is Nigerians favourite.
Mekwe
What does this even really mean?
Kpansh
We have a theory about the origin of this one.
Polash
Bet youve never heard this one before.
Straff
Anyone who went to uni in Nigeria knows this one.
Yarnsh
Apparently, this doesnt mean just bum bum.
Konji
We all know this one shakonji na bastard
Smash
Smash what exactly?
Kpekus
This one will always sound funny to us.
Frap
This one reminds us of frapas.
Bone
When I was small I thought this meant just vex.
Shag
Secondary school students used to feel smart using this word to replace sex.
