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  • 8 Types of Ways Nigerian Guys React to Girls on Their Periods

    They’re everywhere.

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    1. The Disgusted Guys

    giphy.gif ���I���m on my period.��� ���Ewwww.��� ���Your face is ewwww but you don���t see me complaining.���

    2. The DISGUSTING Boyfriends

    giphy.gif ���I���m on my period.��� ���Your mouth isn���t though, if you get my drift.��� ���Ugh.���

    3. The Guys with Questions

    giphy.gif ���So, is it like, rushing like a tap?��� ���Do you need blood tonic to replenish all that blood?��� ���Are you serious that this happens EVERY MONTH? WOW.��� ���Is it like an injury?���

    4. The Boyfriends Who Do The Least

    giphy.gif ���I���m on my period.���
    ���Okay baby. Take your drugs, go easy yeah? See you hun. Mweh.���

    5. The Boyfriends Who Do The Most (We love them!)

    giphy.gif ���I���m on my period.��� ���OMG do you have spare pads? Do you want to lie down? Need a back rub? Belly rub? What will you eat? No, don���t stand up ��� let me fly you abroad for maintenance.���

    6. The Old Testament Guy

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    • ���I���m on my period.���
    • ���DON���T TOUCH ME WOMAN YOU ARE UNCLEAN AND MUST BE KEPT AWAY FROM THE COMMUNITY FOR SEVEN DAYS! I HOPE YOU DID NOT TOUCH THE FOOD YOU COOKED FOR ME WITH YOUR OWN HANDS?���

    7. The Mansplainer

    giphy.gif ���I���m experiencing period cramps and they���re really, really bad. I need a day off, please?��� ���Well, actually, this is why women don���t deserve to be paid as much as men. I bet men would handle things better if it was them with periods.���

    8. The Stupid Comedian

    giphy.gif ���I���m on my period.��� ���Oh wow. I���m on my apostrophe too! Hehehehehehehehe!���

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