1. Your parents keep asking about your prospects.
I cant tell the future, sir.
2. Or worrying if youd still be able to have kids.
Will my ovaries just dry up?
3. Or insisting youre getting too old.
…even though youre like thirty!
4. Your aunties trying to set you up with their friends doctor son.
But I dont know him now!
5. All your friends think they can solve your singleness.
Thanks, but no thanks.
6. Twitter says you’re “too opinionated”, so you won’t find a Nigerian man to marry you.
Your brain. Where is it?
7. “Dont get a PhD degree, men dont like over-smart women”.
You dont say!
8. Guys with nothing to offer approaching because they think youll be desperate enough to accept.
God, See my life!
9. People asking why you broke up with your last boyfriend.
I was self sabotaging. Okay?
10. People asking what you feel if your younger sister gets married before you.
More power to her!>
11. Then they say Youre so nice, I wonder why youre still single.
Err..because I am!
12. Your parents asking you to stop looking for love and just marry someone.
And youre here thinking Am I that sad?=
13. Youre always the third, fifth and seventh wheel.
Come along, they said. Itll be fun, they said.
14. And the designated photographer of your happy couple friends.
Stop. Smiling. I can’t else they’d say I’m bitter.
15. No one understands that you just want to be single right now.
I mean, its a choice…
16. Everyone keeps saying, Youll soon find someone.
Yeah, sure.
17. Or that you have to love yourself before someone can love you.
Go on, please!
18. Youre secretly excited when your friends break up.
Oh Im so sorry you guys broke up..LOL!
19. Or when their spouses dont show up for events.
“Who needs them anyway? Well still have fun without them.”
20. Catching up with old friends always means awkwardly answering the So, are you seeing anyone? question.
No. But I still have me.
21. Youre a master at having crushes
But a relationship novice.
22. People tiptoe around you when relationships topics come up.
Jeez! I wont break down in tears.
23. If theres an event you want to go to, you have to decide if you want to go badly enough that its worth going alone because of all the questions above.
But it really isn’t. I immediately regret this decision – You say to yourself, after you go.
24. Especially weddings.
No.>
25. Or Valentines day.
NO!
26. You blush every time Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” comes on.
Too close to home.
27. Even you start to wonder if youre going to be forever alone.
Cats?
28. But then you realize that youre loving the single life.
Because lets face it, relationships arent that great.
