1. “You look familiar.”
The Nigerian pick-up line as old as our independence.
2. “I only want to get to know you.”
He actuallymeans know in the biblical sense.
3. “I just want us to be friends.”
The screensaver lie. He isstill planning you.
4. “I’m single.”
Single = Less than 3 women.
5. “I have a girlfriend but we are having issues.”
He is the issue.
6. “I’m going to leave her for you.”
Dont hold your breath.
7. “You’re the only girl I’m talking to.”
Youre not even the only girl he is talking tothat second.
8. “She is just a friend.”
Yeah, theyve been friends for 5years and they have 2 children.
9. “I’m ignoring other girls because of you.”
Na so.
10. “Ive never met anyone like you before.”
Save it.
11. “I’m not like other guys.”
He means he is worse.
12. “I’d never cheat on you.”
Heactually meanshell never get caught.
13. “I don’t play games.”
He will now turn you to PlayStation.
14. “I love you.”
After just 5 minutes of meeting you. Oshey, Disney Prince.
15. “I’m ready for marriage.”
Youll now end up engaged for 10 years.
