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  • Just Imagine: Your Favourite Apps Had Honest Taglines

    Facebook wants us to think theyre connecting the world, but in reality, theyre just holding all our embarrassing throwback pictures hostage. So we decided to go after all your favourite apps and make them confess their true missions.

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    Sheriff Alimi

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    At least, were not OnlyFans

    You can now cheat in peace

    Watch your sins disappear

    Twitter

    Leave your happiness at the door

    Were all human, but sometimes, we turn some people to Tiger gen”

    Facebook

    Where all your parents Whatsapp BCs come from

    We have all your embarrassing throwback pictures

    Pinterest

    Feed your delusions

    Pretend youre creative

    Steal and call it inspiration

    YouTube

    The university that never strikes

    Netflix

    Were just an excuse to commit sin

    The chill is silent

    Instagram

    What is real life?

    You will buy something by force

    WhatsApp

    For family and friends

    TikTok

    The cure for depression

    You want to be productive? LMAO!

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    Sheriff Alimi

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